Smiley Wellies

smiley wellies

Red smiley wellies,
holding packets of sugar,
a purpose at last.


Please don’t read my poems

sleeping dog

Please don’t read my poems

They’ll only screw you up.
You’ll end up driving over
the speed limit. Drinking
too much and falling asleep
in church. Not even on second
thoughts, these poems of mine
are not recommended.